to all the misfits

I don’t get this why??? Why we misfits are so misfits that if we don’t fit then we have to get fit to get fit. Why??

Matlab ek moti ladki is like a kaanta in the eye. Sabko chubti hai. Sab ko woh waste not important lagti hai. Boys need a girlfriend to show it to the world and she is got to be hot then only they will love her. I know that apparently this is not true and it is not eternal love and true love which will last according to books and films and so called love specialists but let’s face the facts... how many boys send friend request to girls until and unless they find them hot at or atleast pretty and thin like kaam chalo types? Profile pik bhi dhoka deti hai mannier times. How many fat girls get invited at parties or even spoken with if invited ever. I mean even smart slim girls make fat girls their best friends coz then they know that their boyfriend won’t hit on this best friend of their's. Be it anybody our parents or grandparents when we r kids tab thuse thuse ke khilayenge and once we grow up then beta patli hoja, koi shaadi nahi karega, beta exercise karle no one will like you. I mean why do we guys have to face the curse of dieting and giving ourselves physical pain when others just eat drink have sex and take it all out… in any perfect couple who r deeply in love u will always find the girl or boy to be really pretty or hot otherwise everybody will behind their backs say “how and y did he/she choose her/him and then love her/him so much must be blind love”

morning mein 2 hrs zaayada soo gayi to mom will shout get up or u’l get sick, sick as in fat according to her and if I don’t exercise for a day same thing gets repeated. Like my mom just hates the way I look. Coz apparently everybody says ki who meri sister lagti hain not mother and some even have the guts to say it’s a compliment for ur mom and a wakeup call for u. like mann karta hai uske testical nikal ke wahin pe un mein pin chuba doon I know its gross but its hurts equivalent to it. I don’t even know whether to be happy or… rather I know I shouldn’t be.  

Childhood hi achha tha at least then I could ask for my favourite ice cream without being taunted or not explained the consequences of having it which includes diabetes. Or rather then back I could dream and console myself by saying that jab badi hungi tab dekheknge. I don’t even know when did I put up so of much of weight? Teenage shuru hote hi notice mein aane laga and tab se ab tak there is no close date to this notice. Sab kehte hai ki yeh life ka best time hota hai khao piyo aish karo enjoy ur life. I say ghanta enjoy how would it feel when nobody wants you at this age. Sabko sunder and hot ladki chahiye. How does it feel when everyone talks about how their boyfriends kissed them gave them love bites or how did they fight and u just never have anything to say. Again a misfit. Enjoy, party have fun but with whom and how?? If I eat I get fat, if I drink I get more fat and if I go to a party I m left to do only this coz there is nobody interested to party with me. Frankly bataun I have never been to a party and really enjoyed hence I avoid them now and end up ordering good food. Apart from my dad’s party where u have to go and smile and listen to antys gossiping about others daughters and asking you “aur beta kaise ho shaadi kab kar rahi ho?” and I would end up saying “anty I m jus 21” and then they give looks saying it’s not my fault you look so big!

Yeh jo world hai na world iss mein 2 types of people live perfect ones and some non perfect ones at least lets categorize people of my age say from 15-25. And even after that story remains the same. I mean girls and boys who are just perfect, perfect hair, body, clothes, blackberrys, money to spend on clothes, Srcc mein admission bhi mil jata hai. Branded clothes bhi and pyaar karne wale girlfriend aur boyfriend bhi, trips pe jaane ki permissions bhi and they can even eat and drink whatever they want without thinking once. I have come across girls who eat like way more than me and are still skinny and sexy figured without excercising even a bit and then they cry “mujhe thoda weight put on karna hai this is too thin” too thin my ass. Like check out their albums and no.of likes they get for even simplest of statuses. Life aish karne ki aur enjoy karne ki sirf inn log ke liye hoti hai not for people like us it is a kind of a punishment to enjoy and have fun coz it does give happiness for some minutes and then lifelong ka weight issue to cry or get taunted for. Even shopping looks painful then and only highlights our negatives, retail therapy does not work until and unless it’s a plus size range and then also u know that it is a plus size. Like sometimes u go to a shopkeeper and the instant u enter he says “madam aapka ka size wahan pe hai that section” and sometimes they are even costlier than small size ones. Like all the books by authors or film stories or even soaps show perfect pretty looking girls/boys as their main character and having every kind of twist and turns In their lives whereas fat girls/boys will be added for the fun quotient and jokes. Like there is a different world for people like us where the conditions are as follow:-

• ü Eat at your own risk
• ü Don’t sleep more
• ü Exercise or else face the consequences
• ü Fun at a cost of…
• ü Wear only these and not those…

And at last... dream but don’t expect it to come true.

I guess I know after  this I will get a lot of comments saying it’s not true u r not that fat or lonely or unwanted but sweeties ( coz it will be 2 of my friends saying it) I know the truth and secondly I was not talking about myself but on behalf all those who feel like misfits.  And some will also end up saying that if it feels so bad then do something about it for them... I have done gym for 2 years danced like crazy for say one year in totality and walked, jogged and done everything possible but nothing happens because after all misfits exists for some reason. I hope the reason is something good and comes to all of us soon and to all those who agree with what all I have written cheers to life and us coz even we rock in some or other way. 

open letter to government!

as this is the season of open letters heres one from my side for the government or to our prime minister (poor chap)

dear government,
how are you? i m sure this letter will find u in good wealth and bad health.
no actually ur health will also be good after all you don't have to pay taxes or house/car loans EMI or for electricity, water  or costly vegetables or offcourse petrol for ur cars right!

please clearly tell us what do you want?? blast just don't stop, crimes our at their peak and inflation to poochho hi mat. i m nt even going to start talking abt all economic points that we study in our school and colleges poverty, population, unemployment and
 what not. i mean where is your limit? and the recent gift increase in petrol, please tell us what do you want? we asked you to do something to control traffic not eradicate the power of having or driving a petrol car. what is ur strategy make one thing worse to control the other thing which is already out of hand?

u aren't soving the issue but creating it! do u even think that a common man wil understand the economics behind it and still vote for you in the next election. after all public ki memory bahut chhoti hoti hai na. or rather u'l also sit on a fast to improve ur image after commiting crime like modi or bhagela. i mean seriously modi thinks this is gonna help fast for 3 days and thats it people will love him again. specially for him - there are 100s and 1000s who have to fast to feed their kids and family for more than 3 days because of the inflation your government is causing. oh sorry now u'l say "it's nt my party but congress i m nt responsible" for u "GET OUT OF IT"

secondly what is this new fashion of visiting injured people after blasts and sympathasing with them. "i pay my condolence to all who have lost their loved ones" or "this was a cowardly act" dude we know it was now do something about it. even kasab is more safer than any other indian today. blasts have become a routine in india ek do agar saal mein na ho to lagat hai jaise bahut boring year tha right?

u have the guts to compare a person's life to the compensation amount of 2lac. for your knoweldge fees of a school is almost 2 lac for 2 kids in a household for say 3 years what after that what will the mother do? as if the child will not be required to study further or wear proper clothes, eat good food and what about the rest of the family no one will exist excluding all the basic luxiries that a family deserved from their sole bread earner. but still we will not hang kasab or afzal guru coz we are a nation of gandhi, or rather our president doen't have time to look at the petitions coz she's busy on her "official vacation". shame on you.

dear government/ministers/ PM/ sonia gandhi, stop enjoying ur subsidiezed biryani of 18rs and wake up from this dream. india is growing but not developing. moving forward is not enough but moving in right direction. and for god sake next time please have educated ministers in ur cabinet who atleast know how to speak. and kalmadi, a raja and the rest stop giving them VIP treatment in tihar or change tihar's name to watever goes with it. common man is just too pissed off to even suggest one now.
 lastely amar singh we all know that u r absolutley fine stop acting stupid anna hazare has awakened many these tactics wil not work.
enough wake up!